Season 2 of the Goat Format War League kicks off tonight! 27 teams, divided into 2 conferences, will spend the next 13 weeks waging war against each other to earn a spot in the playoffs. But not all teams are created equally. Here are my pre-season power rankings of all 27 teams. There will be no explanations.
*SHEEP CONFERENCE*
Ain’t No Fucking Way
No way these teams are making the playoffs.
- 14. Free Agents
- 13. The Underdogs
- 12. Made in Heaven
- 11. Magus Militia and the Tincan Cavalry
You’re Telling Me There’s a Chance
Stranger things have happened.
- 10. Ceci Machinegun
- 9. Bots of Nintendo Entertainment System
- 8. Rising Suns
You Think You Know Me
These teams could be sneaky good.
- 7. GoatFormatLatina
- 6. Solitaire
- 5. Team Ultra
Stone Cold Locks of the Century
Playoff spots are theirs to lose.
- 4. Enraged Pandas
- 3. Rampage HK
- 2. Chaos Kings
- 1. Safari Zone
*OJAMA CONFERENCE*
Ain’t No Fucking Way
No way these teams are making the playoffs.
- 14. Birdcage
- 13. BYE
- 12. The Formula
You’re Telling Me There’s a Chance
Stranger things have happened.
- 11. Funky Towners
- 10. Nemesis
- 9. Damage Step
- 8. Odd Eye
You Think You Know Me
These teams could be sneaky good.
- 7. Team Instinct
- 6. Goat Community Italia
- 5. SweepOD
Stone Cold Locks of the Century
Playoff spots are theirs to lose.
- 4. The Worst Generation
- 3. Gorilla Unit
- 2. 4Hunnids
- 1. Oversweep
